*** One of the stated goals of
the Convention was to lure “moderate” conservatives to
support their ticket. What the hell is a “moderate”
conservative? Is that a guy who loosens his
tie before he takes a shower? One who doesn’t need to use a
crowbar to take a
*** Gerald Ford had a stroke at
the convention. This proves that although the 87-year old ex-President
presidential material anymore, he’s at least vice-presidential
*** Got an advance look at “Coyote Ugly” when Barbara Bush
showed up at the convention.
*** There was a big increase in
the ratings on Thursday. Apparently a lot of people wanted to hear Bush
the convention. Not me. If I want to hear Bush speak, I’ll go see
*** So, Roseanne’s going to be
naked in Playboy. I haven’t been this excited about anything
since --- well,
since Georgie Bush picked Dick Cheney as his running mate.
*** The next time a woman’s
staring at my dick I hope I’m not in a police line-up at the
*** Looks like Regis had to go outside the marriage for a little joy.
*** Did you see the woman
flashing on the Today Show? Two more reasons to watch NBC.
*** So, Charlton Heston spent
some time in rehab. Sounds like Moses was sipping a little too much of
*** Did you hear about the guy
who killed his wife because she wouldn’t have sex with him? I
somehow this sounds wrong. I’ll ASK OJ just to be
*** So, Ford Motor says
they’ve got a plan to increase gas mileage in SUVs by 25 percent.
I’ll get two and a half miles per gallon.
*** What’s with all the naked
old-guy asses in “Space Cowboys”? Please. Aren’t
there enough old asses on
C-SPAN? Do we really need to see more?
*** Al Gore says that he has
narrowed his potential running mates to a short list. On that short
Devito, Mini-Me, and Hank the Angry Dwarf.